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Re: allop.. T_T

Post by hazimazri on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:48 am

kereks2 tu la sokmo2

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Post by wzawar on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:48 am

itu masa dia brlakon je...
yg aku britau td, realiti idup dia..

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Post by hazimazri on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:51 am

cite mlm ni...

kambing

satu hari kambing pi jalan2...

pastu ade org panggil...


kambing2...

pastu kambing tgk skeliling..

x de org/binatang...

hari tu br die tau die kambing

-the end- kerek2 afro lol!

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Post by mfa_rqi on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:52 am

darkkaiser wrote:bereh2...
buleh ak cti sebulan...
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Insya-ALLAH. cuti pah bile2 pown x pe.
asalkan dpt izin ALLAH

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Post by darkkaiser on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:53 am

mg ni jim...
bek g tido drpd ngarut g2...

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Post by amal liyana on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:54 am

au..ngrut okmo..

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Post by hazimazri on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:54 am

ai..
tek leh ke kereks2???
cite 2 kan best
wakakaka afro lol!

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Post by macr7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:55 am

hazimazri wrote:cite mlm ni...

kambing

satu hari kambing pi jalan2...

pastu ade org panggil...


kambing2...

pastu kambing tgk skeliling..

x de org/binatang...

hari tu br die tau die kambing

-the end- kerek2 afro lol!
mat jim sentiaser brkrg dgn baek!!! lol!

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Post by wzawar on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:55 am

btol2...best giler..
aku bace smpai trglak...
jujur ni...
x tipu...

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Post by macr7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:56 am

mat jim...
post@karang lar bbnyk cter cam gnie!!!
bnyk smbutn!!

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Post by wzawar on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:58 am

btol2...

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Post by amal liyana on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:58 am

btol3.. Razz

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Post by darkkaiser on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:01 am

hahaha...
ok gak r cter 2...

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Post by hazimazri on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:01 am

la..
mu wak ah plop...
aq antar dua doh ah

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Post by fieka on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:05 am

cte npe lop ni..?

qbal: syafiq ane lop??

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Post by macr7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:06 am

Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali,
sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni menybbkan tok imam x senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dg
niat nak tarbiyah depa ni.

Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar.
Tok imam tu cabar si mangkuk 3 ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt.

Si Alipun berkata, "Tok imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami buktikan yg kami bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan" .

Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu kesurau.

Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan,
"Allah Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dg segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp Ali & menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali.

Selepas iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat
takbiratul ihram. Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun x khusyuk jgk lg..

Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok, tok duduk kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam." Tok imam punundur le ke belakang.

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para
makmum pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si Budin ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee tokkkk!!"

Lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil ketawaterbhk2.

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke
depan jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis
sembahyang. Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si Ciko niii...

Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni... Tapi dgn
bongkaknye si Ciko berkata, "He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee..."

Tok imam pun terkedu
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by darkkaiser on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:06 am

2 lah...
x tau wt syp jer...
kekgi kne ktk...
Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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Post by fieka on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:09 am

mmg snyap dh r...

tkn keybd ni je..

mlt ttp.. Very Happy

bez ngat cite..

spe nx jdi dowg ni angkt tgn...

hahaha

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Post by macr7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:10 am

ak nop wt topik bru tuk citer2 gini...
aci dop??

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Post by wzawar on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:11 am

pada suatu ari, sdang seekor lembu
meragut rumput di sebuah padang....
tiba2 ada seorang budak laki2
menjerit memanggil lembu itu, "Lembu!!!"

tiba2, mat icam yg sdang brmain brhmpiran
ngan lembu itu menyahut, "Kau nak ape panggil aku???"

lembu itu trfikir dalam otaknya, "Aku lembu ke, dia lembu??? Pelik btol la manusia skrang ni"

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Post by amal liyana on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:11 am

haha..
tuh laa..
jgn m'bijoks' kan dri anda..

xmo jd pe diorg..
tgn tgh men kt bwh.. Basketball
huhu..

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Post by amal liyana on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:12 am

cite zul dak kli!!

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Post by hazimazri on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:12 am

aii..
ngantuk ni

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Post by fieka on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:13 am

aci je....

adop owg nx mrh eyh...

hahahaha... Laughing Laughing

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Post by amal liyana on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:14 am

zim,meh chat offline..haha..

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